Sunday, May 04, 2008

The Woodpecker might have to go...


Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark:

One
Don't miss the boat.

Two Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four
Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five
Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six
Build your future on high ground.

Seven
For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

Eight
Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine
When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven
No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...

3 comments:

L.C.T. said...

Still like number seven best. x

Anonymous said...

thats like a long facebook bumper sticker

Anonymous said...

I've just understood the title -love it!! Am now having a very belated laugh. Px